Sheila's Book Deal

Now that the stupid couples talk has finally ended, Sheila is now telling Sharon how the book industry works. It's been in the works for almost ten years, and she came on the show to help it get published.

She thinks being on the show will also help her get on Oprah, Larry King, and Letterman to promote it.

But she won't make much money on it. Fifty percent go to the ghost writer (yes, she's not writing her own inspirational story), and the rest of her "team" get the majority of the money. She'll be lucky to get 5%.

No, she'll be lucky to get it published. Memoirs by former centerfolds aren't exactly in demand, unless your name is Traci Lords or Jenna Jameson.