Heidi & Spencer: $100,000 To Leave The US

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are considering taking a high-paying gig that could save their disastrous finances -- but there's a catch ... they would have to leave the country for a while.

With Speidi recently admitting that they're practically dead broke -- a betting website called YouWager.com has offered the couple real life jobs -- with a real big salary -- if they would relocate to Costa Rica.

Here's the deal -- Heidi and Spencer would get a cool $100k to "manage the odds and lines surrounding the entertainment sector ‐- ranging from celebrity news and pop culture to music and movies."

Sources close to Spencer tell TMZ, he's considering the gig -- but in light of the recent political turmoil between CR and Nicaragua ... he's "looking into how he can legally own a firearm over there so that he can protect himself."

Fingers crossed.

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Heidi & Spencer Pratt Visit The Hustler Club

If you were looking for backup dancers for your next music video - where would you look?

If you're Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, you go to a strip club in Sin City (of course!), and Radar Online has the pics.

Yes, our favorite reality TV trainwrecks visited the Hustler Club in Las Vegas on Saturday night, but it was strictly 'business'.

The recently reconciled (assuming they even did break-up) couple said they were there to scout a location for Heidi's next music video and to search for backup dancers.

The surgically-enhanced Heidi posed with some of the scantily clad ladies, and they even showed her showed her some of their moves. (As if Heidi's never been on a pole before!)

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Heidi & Spencer Pratt: We Are Bankrupt 'Idiots'

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are apparently dead broke and living at Spencer's parents house.

In the new issue of Life & Style magazine, the worlds most annoying couple admits they blew through $10 million dollars.

After spending $35,000 per month on rent for their Malibu pad, $3 million on Heidi’s "music career," renting studios and paying producers, spending hundreds of thousands on Heidi’s surgeries and aftercare, six cars, healing crystals and private jets the fame hungry couple now owe $2 million in taxes, are considering filing for bankruptcy and are homeless.

“We were immature, worrying too much about the famous part instead of the actual business part,” Spencer tells Life & Style. “In hindsight, we shouldn’t have spent any of our money. We should have been low-key and saved.” Spencer continues, ““We spoke with a bankruptcy attorney and I’ve looked into unemployment checks.”

He added, “We thought The Hills was going to be like 90210 and we’d have another five to 10 years,” Spencer says. “The ratings were consistent. But we never saw Jersey Shore coming. Before, TV audiences were fine with seeing us all argue, but now they want you to punch one another in the face and hook up with three different people. Our cast was a bit boring and snoozeworthy in comparison. No wonder we got canceled.”

Spencer claims they're now living at his parent’s house in their guesthouse—a studio apartment. “My parents are my lifeline.” And for once, his statements aren’t an exaggeration. “Spencer’s parents go to the grocery store for us once a week and that’s all we get.”

Sounds hard to believe that someone can blow through $10 mil, but Heidi's so called music career was definitely a bad move. Spending half a million on crystals wasn't a bright idea, and Heidi's shoe and handbag collection would have sent anyone into bankruptcy.

Sadly no one even cares about these two anymore. After all the surgeries, fake breakup and non stop publicity, we're just over Speidi. And in case you're wondering, they didn't even get the cover for their sad story, they just got a small picture on the side.

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Heidi: I've Had "Ups and Downs" With My Body

Reunited spouses Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt packed on the PDA in Las Vegas on Saturday, where Montag, 24, hosted Pure nightclub's Halloween Haunt. Pratt, 26, dressed as a Close-Encounters-style alien; Montag skipped a costume, but showed off her surgically-enhanced curves in a gold mini-dress.

"I'm Heidi Montag for Halloween," she told reporters on the red carpet. "I designed my own dress."

How does Montag feel about her body (she famously had 10 procedures done in one day) these days? "Um, ups and downs!" she said. "I'm good. I'm just trying to focus on other things, not focus so much on my body."

A lot has happened since then. The Hills, the MTV reality show that made them stars, aired its final episode. And over the summer, the pair (who married in April 2009) separated, filed for divorce and then reunited.

Montag gushed on the red carpet that, this time around, she's "enjoying our relationship. I had so much going on [before, I didn't have a chance to enjoy being a newlywed."

One thing that's definitely real: Montag's sad isolation from most of her friends and family. Her mom Darlene Egelhoff hasn't seen her daughter in nine months, and is now working as a maid in Crested Butte, Colo. to make ends meet.

Egelhoff -- who loudly objected to Heidi's surgery and her husband Pratt -- admitted to Inside Edition that it's awkward when folks now recognize her from The Hills.

"That's very humbling for me and I very much appreciate that experience because I don’t ever want to get full of myself and think I’m too good to do anything."

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Heidi & Spencer Pratt's Pure Halloween Party

Spending the holiday in Sin City, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were side-by-side at Pure nightclub inside Caesars Palace Hotel in Las Vegas on Saturday night (October 30).

The attention-loving pair shared smooches with Spencer also making time to play around with a stuffed doll while hosting a Halloween bash at the popular nightspot.

During their time in Vegas, Heidi chatted with Doug Elfman of the Las Vegas Review-Journal about being back together with Pratt.

She said, "Fortunately, we are together. So it's been a long summer, and we are together, and I'm so excited to be in Vegas together and to have our friends there."

Continuing on, Heidi gushed, "I'm definitely feeling the best I've ever felt."

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Heidi & Spencer Pratt's Pumpkin Beach Romp

Getting into the holiday spirit, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were spotted having a pumpkin of a good time while out near their Los Angeles home on Thursday afternoon (October 28).

Ever the outdoorsman, Spencer carved a face into his pumpkin with an army knife and put it over his head while Heidi made a half-hearted attempt to hide her chest with two smaller pumpkins. 

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Heidi Montag's Mom Now Works as a Maid

Darlene Egelhoff, who famously disapproved of daughter Heidi Montag's drastic plastic surgery, has fallen on hard times.

Struggling to make ends meet since her restaurant closed after 21 years, Egelhoff now cleans houses as a maid in her native Crested Butte, Colo., she tells Inside Edition Thursday.

Egelhoff admits that some of her new employers recognize her from The Hills. "That's very humbling for me and I very much appreciate that experience because I don’t ever want to get full of myself and think I’m too good to do anything," she says.

The reality mom -- who constantly butted heads with Montag's husband Spencer Pratt -- says her famous daughter, 24, has no idea about her financial troubles. She and Heidi haven't spoken in nine months -- when Heidi debuted her new face and body in a tense visit to Crested Butte shown on The Hills.

In a desperate attempt to get back in contact with Heidi, Egelhoff has even launched a personal blog, Metamorphosis of a Mother, in the hopes of Montag reading it.

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Eliminated Audrina Patridge Visits Jimmy Kimmel

Audrina Patridge was voted off Dancing With The Stars on Tuesday's results show, leaving ABC late night ace Jimmy Kimmel to pick up the pieces, as he does every week with the show's most recent castoff.

Kimmel continually said he was surprised at how early Patridge, a beautiful and skilled dancer, was eliminated.

Patridge told Kimmel, "I'm still in shock."

"There's no way you should have been voted off tonight," Kimmel said. "Did Heidi and Spencer have anything to do with this? I wouldn't put it past them, I really wouldn't.

"What percent is Tony's fault?" Kimmel asked Patridge. "Tony, you've been on ten seasons, you've never won -- you're bad luck, that's all there is to it."

Audrina said of the moment she was eliminated: "We had no idea we were going home tonight ... and then I heard Tony said, 'It's us.'"

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Heidi Montag Not Having Breast Reduction

Heidi Montag has decided not to have a breast reduction as she fears her life could be at risk if she has another cosmetic procedure.

The Hills star, who earlier this month reconciled with hubby Spencer Pratt, will not be having her boob implants removed, despite complaining that she 'regrets having surgery.'

Heidi told People magazine: "I will never have surgery again. (It) wasn't worth it. I just don't want to put my body under the knife again."

The 24-year old added that she would rather put up with her huge G-cup surgically enhanced chest then having them reduced, telling to the publication: "I would rather have a little bit too big of breasts than risk my life again."

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Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Riding Bikes

Heading out for some exercise, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were spotted taking a bike ride near their home on Sunday (October 17).

And of course the former “Hills” stars made sure they were ready for plenty of paparazzi action, as they both donned stylish attire as they pedaled down the street looking more normal than ever following their crazy Costa Rican summer.

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Taylor Momsen Wrote Heidi Montag's 'Blackout'

Taylor Momsen is a successfull actress and musician now, but way back when she was just 8 years old, she wrote a song titled 'Blackout.' This coincidentally is one of the tracks on Heidi Montag's 'Superficial' - the album that sold just 658 copies in its first week of release.

This is what she had to say in Revolver Magazine's "Hottest Chicks in Hard Rock" issue:

“I wrote a pop song [called ‘Blackout’ when I was 8] and recorded it with a producer as a demo. Heidi Montag from ‘The Hills’ just recently sang it and put it out as her single [laughs]. I’m like, OK, dude, you’re singing an 8-year-old’s words, but that’s cool,” she said. “It’s so funny because I didn’t shop it or anything and I get this call going, ‘Did you write a song for Heidi Montag?’ and I’m like ‘What?’’’

Lauren Conrad: Teen Vogue November 2010

Lauren Conrad rocks a Nanette Lepore dress on the cover of Teen Vogue’s November 2010 issue, on newsstands Tuesday, October 19!

Here’s what the 24-year-old reality-star-turned-designer had to share:

On making a name for herself as a designer: “I’ve sacrificed and worked very hard to get where I am now. So whereas someone just getting out of fashion school may have to struggle for years to have the opportunity to start a clothing line, I’ve been working every single day since I was seventeen toward this. I’m also faced with different challenges. I go into meetings, and people have this preconceived notion of me that I didn’t work hard to get where I am.”

On Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery and Jason Wahler’s decision to join Celebrity Rehab: “They’ve moved on to a different life now. Being on a show like that is a lot more than people think. You’re thrust into the spotlight. There’s all this pressure to act a certain way. It’s hard to adjust. You have to decide early on whether or not you’re willing to do that.”

On her return to reality TV: “It’s going to be very different. I’m doing it on my own terms now. I get final editing approval. That was the only way I would agree to do it.”

FYI: Lauren finished her cover look with an In God We Trust necklace.

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Audrina Patridge Talks DWTS, BF Corey Bohan

Audrina Patridge seems to have gotten over The Hills with the help of now being a contestant on Dancing With the Stars. Right now Audrina is focused on the competition and seems to have lost touch with what’s going on in the lives of her former pals from The Hills.

Audrina chatted with reporters at the Make Up Forever Event in NYC at Sephora in NYC’s Soho neighborhood on Thursday about how Dancing With the Stars is going for her!

Who does she think are the biggest competitors for her and partner Tony Dovolani?

“Everybody has such potential,” Audrina explained to reporters. “Everyone’s really good and unique in their own way. Brandy definitely is competition. She’s very driven, very competitive. She wants it so bad. Jennifer Grey is really good, as well.”

But Audrina wants to win!

“I’m definitely, that’s what I’m aiming for. I definitely want to win,” she said. “I’m very driven and I want to push myself every week and become a dancer!”

And she thinks she has something the other contestants don’t!

“I’m very driven. I do not give up,” Audrina told OK!. “I will push myself until I perfect the move and I’m all about having fun. I don’t take anything too serious because at the end of the day, it’s fun. You have to have fun with it.”

Audrina had some drama in her life when her boyfriend Corey Bohan didn’t understand her intense schedule. But now, things are better and they’re working it out!

“I am very busy right now and I told Corey before I started the show because we were together, inseparable, 24/7 and now I don’t get to see him.” But, I am in LA,” Audrina told OK!. “After rehearsal, he’ll drive up and we’ll go to the movies or go to dinner and hang out so we make it work.”

With all the success Audrina has been having lately have any of her Hills co-stars called her to wish her good luck on DWTS?

“Everyone’s been super busy so I haven’t heard from anyone,” she explained.

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Heidi & Spencer's Divorce Paper Beach Burning

Newly reconciled Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt spent yesterday evening roasting marshmallows -- over an open fire of their burning divorce papers (click here to watch the video).

As we previously reported, Heidi called off her divorce from Spencer -- and as a symbol of their (unfortunately) undying love, Speidi fed each other s'mores that they'd cooked over the inferno of legal docs.

Heidi tells TMZ she was waiting for Spencer to make her his top priority: "All I ever wanted was to know that Spencer loved me more than he loved all this other nonsense."

For his part, Spencer tells us, "Through everything it's been Heidi's love that kept me grounded. Realizing my behavior was pushing her away was a terrifying wake-up call. I've still got a long way to go to repair the trust, but I hope with continued self improvement, our relationship will be stronger than ever."

Still ... something about this leaves a bad taste in our mouths.

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Heidi Montag Pulls the Plug on Divorce

TMZ has learned ... Heidi Montag has officially called off her divorce from Spencer Pratt.

The two had been seen out in public together recently -- but yesterday, Montag made the reconciliation official, filing a motion for dismissal at L.A. County Superior Court.

As we previously reported, Montag filed for divorce back in July -- citing irreconcilable differences.

But now, after the two reunited in Costa Rica to deal with a sex tape scandal -- it seems Heidi is once again on board with the whole "'til death do us part" thing.

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