Same Crap, Different Day

I went to bed hearing Sheila and Natalie go on and on about how "good" they are, and this morning they're continuing the same babble. We get it - God loves you more than the "other side", or at least you think he does. Can they stop congratulating themselves for one minute?

BTW, it took Natalie two hours to do her hair and apply makeup. They each had one humorous quote, though:

Natalie: "My ex is probably so glad Matty's gone."

Sheila: "My ex is probably so glad Alex didn't come back as a single."

Right, Sheila, Alex really was going to make a play for you.